It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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