I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I smell stomach acid.
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We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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