Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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