i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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