Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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