a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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