another moral hangover. fuck.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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