Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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