whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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