Welp...herpes.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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