I'm so fucking centered right now
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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