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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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