Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just had sex on a roof
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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