Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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