Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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