Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Randomize
