We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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