Define "chronic" masturbator.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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