i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Randomize
