wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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