margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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