Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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