dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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