words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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