quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
did you just send me my own nude
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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