Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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