Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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