That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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