I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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