It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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