k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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