So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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