community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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I just gift wrapped bread.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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