Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...