what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!