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thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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