Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
