And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
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Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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