were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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