Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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