You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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