she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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