I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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