Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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