He had one of those small greek statue penises
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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