i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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