i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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