i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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We need to rekindle our bromance
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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