he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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