Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We smell like vodka and hangover
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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