i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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