As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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