do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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