I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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