if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We have started to decorate penises.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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