does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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